FIRST TIME IN LIMA
HOTELS
Tips If you are planning to have a fun time, live/stay near the action. We would suggest a hotel that is located near the expressway, so that you can get onto it easily to get to the airport. Hotels that are in districts like San Isidro, Lince and Miraflores have this advantage.
If you are travelling alone and if you plan on bringing home a girl from the bar, you are better off booking a twin room. That way, you won't get charged an additional surcharge when bringing in a girl. The girl sometimes is required to leave her I.D. card at the reception desk in most of the cases, but that is okay, as it is for your protection in case something does happen. We suggest to get girls from the nightclubs, as you can get back to the palce and complain to the mamasan if something wrong did happen. If you get a freelancer instead, there is no one to turn to if something bad does happen.
It is always advisable to get a "
guest friendly hotel/
girl friendly hotel". Then, the question is What are the ones that are girl-friendly?
Girl-friendly hotels
Well, most of the *** hotels are girl friendly. We are providing a nice list of hotels that surely their staff will welcome a foreigner bringing a chick back for a bang. However, there are few hotels that are not easy when a foreigner is bringing one-night-room-mate alongside. Well, shit does happen sometimes. We suggest you better book a twin room during your trip and then there will not be any regret....we asure you that.
High-end hotels
Lima also provides high-end hotels. The ones that are on top of the list are
THE JW MARRIOTT,
Lima Sheraton Hotel & Cassino,
Hotel Country Club, Los Delfines Hotel, Swiss Hotel and few others. In this ones you have to ask the waitress at the restaurant if there is any problem bringing a chick back to the hotel. Remember that there is no hassle before 20:00 hrs when taking guests up to the room. However, the reception desk may request you the personal data of your lovely companion after that time. My suggestion is that, when staying at these high-end hotels, you better request some advise from the bar tender or the waitress, since they are eager to help the foreigner "gringos" for a small tip.
Cheers!
and you know what....I was pussy-fied! You were what?....I was pussy-fied! 
