Day 1
It was neither my first trip to Lima nor my last; let’s just say it was my best. After spending 4 days at the “Viking resort” in DR with the honey (I previously posted a photo) and blowing close to 12k it was time to get back to the “City of Kings” while the weather was perfect.

My buddy and I rolled (literally) into Jorge Chavez at 6am only to find everything has changed since my last visit (including a new hotel under completion) for those to afraid to venture to the wilds of Miraflores. One thing that has not changed is the welcoming face of Manuel (LB’s driver). He whisked us downtown to LB’s Penthouse (ahh, home again) even before they brewed the first pot of coffee at Café Z. Quick change and shower and we were off to LB’s place for a lovely buffet breakfast with the whole tribe (err. Family).

After brekey it was off to central Lima for our dental appointments ($120.00 crowns) and our city tour with Paola. I have seen Plaza Mayor and San Martin numerous times but as I had a Lima newbie in tow (it is obligatory) and as I wanted to contribute to the local workforce (Paola) I suffered thru it, thinking about what lay ahead.

We had a great lunch in China town, Hua Wha or something as it has the top rated Chifa in Lima and then chilled down at Café Z waiting for our host. My buddy has never been to a BT so the three of us drove over to one in La Marina where LB had met a few hotties with the guy’s staying in the Penthouse the week before.

We arrived got into our robes and proceeded to the bar area. This is not the cleanest place I have been in but WTF I heard you can get in and out for under S/200. Well the selection was lacking and the attitudes were worse, so we beat a hasty retreat to the locker room to formulate “plan B”. At this point we needed release and even BBBJ’s would hold us over until the evening. LB warned us that at 5PM we would have little choice at Relax & Vida with the business crowd at Interbank across the street. If you have never seen the Interbank building it probably holds 10,000 horny Peruvians and is understandable why the talent turnover rates at R&V are now so high.

So at 5:15 we are handing over our wallets and watches to Karen thinking we are in store for another letdown. Upon opening the door “low and behold” Seven beauties and we are the only “three dwarves”!

LB always thinking judicially brought along the two bottles of “Jack” we had acquired at Duty free. After ½ hour of cocktails and chit chat the two dwarves could not decide on the big WHO. No hay problemo, LB cuts a deal for all 10 of us to move the party into the big Jacuzzi in the back.

The three of us have not had that much young flesh since our college days in the early seventies. Every shape and variety of tits/ass/hair and skin color. There was so much confusion in the turbulent waters I did not know who I was giving DATY too and whose finger was up my Arse! We ended up pairing off in the sauna and steam room and showers. At some point along the way we lost a few bodies but after 2 hours or so the whiskey ran out, our fingers were wrinkled and that warm, comfortably numb feeling filled our loins!

And that was the first afternoon!
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Continuing on with our Lima experience (good, bad & ugly) we made the obligatory trip to Tequilas and to my surprise there were more Men than Women, which was the total opposite of my prior experiences here. We had one or two drinks apiece and quickly made our selections for the night. Both girls agreed to TLN but the younger one asked to leave at 4am, being tired I allowed her to leave and went back to sleep. Not one of my best experiences other than they both allowed barebacking, one with a facial and the other CIM.

The next morning consisted of a jog to Barranco and back, followed by a few rounds of Tennis at that club next to the lighthouse. We lunched at “La Tranquera” over on Pardo which had a really nice steak and a bottle of “Ocucaje” a Malbec-Cabernet Sauvignon.

If you like the “Maipo valley” wines this is consistant and offers a very good value!

That night we had plans to take LB, Rosita and the twins out. We would give them a taste of “Lima Nightlife”. Anyone who knows the twins can appreciate how well they can clean up.

We started with cocktails and pequenos over at “Hauringa” which is currently very in. Being in our 50’s with twin 18 y/o hotties brought the usual variety of stares, which was uncomfortable for the girls as they had not warmed up to us as of yet. About 9:30 we headed over to Astrid & Gaston for an amazing dinner and were quite surprised when Gaston himself came by the table and bought us a round. I suspect it had more to do with our beautiful company than my hypnotic personality.

It was only around midnight that our true intentions were revealed as we made our way to the Majestic. I suspect that there are more than a few “craps players” amongst us and as such realize the value of populating a table with beautiful virgins. As is the “norm” for Peru nobody plays craps and tonight was no exception. Every table game and slot machine in the place was occupied but nary a person at the lone craps table. The first sign of trouble arose upon entry as they would not let the twins in without “cedulas”. Undeterred, the three of us went in while the girls grabbed a cab home to get their ID’s.

In the twenty or so minutes it took we had already dropped about $4,000.00 between us and our dreams were fading fast. We laid out a couple of grand for the girls and the next half hour was agonizing as better than half the time the girls could not reach the back cushion or hit somebody in the head at the blackjack table a few feet away. By this time the twins had attracted a crowd two deep but we were yet to recoup any of our losses.

Around 1:30 as the dice came around for the second time “Lady Luck” shined on our Virgins and rewarded us handsomely until 4.30 am. In AC and Vegas we would have used markers, But what to do with $16,000.00 at 4:30 am in Lima when everyone in the Casino knows you scored and your friends car is parked 4-5 levels down in Larco Mar?