This voyage began as a disaster but fortunately had a very happy ending. I had to fly to Chicago, then Miami, and my final destination was Medellin. I was supposed to arrive in Medellin at 9 PM on Friday night. Unfortunately for me, American Airlines had other plans for me. When I arrived in Chicago my flight to Miami was listed as cancelled. The plane that was supposed to take me South was stuck in Seattle. I called AA’s hotline I was given 2 options, I could either stay overnight in Chicago or Miami and they would get me to Medellin on Saturday night. Since it was –8 degrees in Chicago I opted for Miami. I arrived in Miami at 7 PM and was told by AA if I wanted my checked luggage I would have to put in a claim and wait 6-8 hours for it. I decided to just leave my luggage there and head to the hotel they provided.

I arrived at the hotel around 9:30 PM and proceeded to spend 18 of the longest hours of my life there. The hotel they put me up in, while very nice, was at least 20 miles outside of Miami in the middle of the Everglades and didn’t have internet access. I soon discovered that my entire life revolves around the internet and not having access to it was painful. All of my contact phone numbers were in my Skype address book and you can’t access it without an internet connection. I couldn’t even email anyone to let them know what was going on.

After 18 hours in hell I finally arrived in Medellin late Saturday night. I had planned on going to the bullfights on Saturday so I missed that. I arrived at my hotel to find that they had given my room away because I hadn’t called. They put me in a closet with a bed for the first night. Since it was already midnight by the time I got to the room I decided to just go to bed. At 3 AM I was awakened by a chica knocking on my door. I opened the door and was greeted by a sobbing girl pleading with me in Spanish to use the phone. I would have had no problem with her using the phone except the room didn’t have one. OK, this trip isn’t off to the best start.

Since my room was basically a closet in the kitchen of the hotel I was awakened bright and early at 7 AM by the sounds of pots and pans banging around. At least I was the first one to get breakfast that day. I got acquainted with some of the folks at the hotel during breakfast and then went to the mall to get some money. Man I love the Oveida Mall. It’s worth making the trip to Medellin just to go there.

On Sunday the Mansion hosts a pool party and a barbeque so around 3 I headed down to check that out. I was sitting there chatting with some folks and I kept seeing this incredibly beautiful chica staring at me. My buddy from Texas noticed it as well and he said, “Damn, boy, she’s eye-phucking you.” He would say that to me a lot the next few days. I decided to walk over to meet her and say hello. We chatted for about 2 minutes and she said, “vamos” and we were on our way to the El Castillo. Medellin has to be the only place on earth where a dork like me can get hit on by a girl that looks like Sandra.


Pool Party

Sandra "Eye-Phucking" Me

Sandra

Sandra

Rather than bore you with the day-to-day “drudgery” of my trip I decided just to summarize the places I went to.

Massage Parlors

Loutron
The nicest and most expensive casa in Medellin. The lineup was nowhere near as good as it was on my last trip. I only took 1 girl there this trip and I don’t remember her name. Performance was very good but other casas had girls that were better looking, better performers, and the price was 1/4 as much. For the prices Loutron charges I expect 9’s or 10’s and I didn’t see any this trip.



Price: 165,000 Pesos
Open: Mon-Sat
Location: On the hill above the mansion in Loma Los Balsos, about a 5K cab ride.
Address: Calle 12 Sur No 10-245
Phone: 311 11 79
Rooms: The nicest by far in Medellin. Very clean, classy place. Each room has a private bath with shower.

Energy
Medium priced casa owned by the same people that own Loutron. I went there on a Thursday afternoon around 1 PM and there were about 15 girls. I had a tough time choosing because the lineup was that good. I picked a little blonde chica named Cassandra and nailed her good. She kept screaming “Duda, popi, duda!!” (duda=harder) and I obliged her.

Price: 75,000 Pesos
Open: Mon-Sun
Location: Next to the football stadium right near the Estadio metro station. I took a cab there and it was 7K and rode the metro back to Poblado.
Address: Cra 74 No. 49-101
Phone: 436 11 31
Rooms: Nice and clean but there is one bathroom/shower for all of the rooms.

Blue Room
Another MP owned by the same people that own Loutron. It’s a medium price place that I never made it to.

Price: Don’t know
Open: Not sure
Location: Avenida 33 No. 78-63
Phone: 250 03 63
Rooms: Don’t know

New Life
This is a low price MP that has a steam room and sauna. (I think) That’s their draw for charging a little more than the neighboring joints. They are also open 7 days a week and on holidays. 7-8 chicas there when I saw the lineup. Nothing outstanding but several attractive chicas.

Price: 50,000 Pesos
Open: Mon-Sat 9-8, Sun & holidays 10-6
Location: Geisha’s, Bell Suite, New Life, Sexi, and Aiffe are all a few blocks apart.
Address: Calle 56 No. 43-39 (2nd Floor)
Phone: 216 27 04

Geishas
I liked the lineup here. 4 or 5 real hotties but I didn’t session here.



Price: They have a price list that will blow your mind. Everything from 1 girl for a half hour for 30K up to 3 girls for 3 hours for 250K.
Open: Mon-Sat (I think)
Location: Geisha’s, Bell Suite, New Life, Sexi, and Aiffe are all a few blocks apart.
Address: Carrera 43 No. 56-47 (2nd Floor)
Phone: 291 11 82

Bell Suite VIP
The best lineup in the neighborhood the day I toured the area. I picked Nicole who is a black girl with a beautiful face and a perfect body. This girl could be a model. She had the most perfect set of natural breasts I’ve ever seen. On top of all that she’s awesome in the sack. What more could you want for 30K?





Price: 30K Pesos ½ hour, 45K Pesos hour
Open: Mon-Sat 10-8, Sun 11-5
Location: Geisha’s, Bell Suite, New Life, Sexi, and Aiffe are all a few blocks apart.
Address: Cra. 45 56-45
Phone: 284 75 97

Aiffe
This is where we started our tour. 6-8 girls with a couple lookers.



Price: 30K ½ hour, 45K 1 hour
Open: Mon-Sat 10-8, Sun 11-5
Location: Geisha’s, Bell Suite, New Life, Sexi, and Aiffe are all a few blocks apart.
Address: Cra. 45 No 58-69 Apt 101
Phone: 254 51 39

Sexi
Another place with nice girls at bargain basement prices.



Price: 45K Pesos
Open: Mon-Sat 10-8, Sun & holidays 11-4
Location: Geisha’s, Bell Suite, New Life, Sexi, and Aiffe are all a few blocks apart.
Address: Cra. 45 No 57-55
Phone: 284 83 86

Strip Clubs

Fase Dos
I thought this was the worst club in Medellin. It’s a big place with a lot of girls but with a lot of attitude. If I want Colombianas with attitude I’ll go to the Del Rey. It took 3 hours for me to make any kind of connection with a chica there and she was about 15th on my list of chicas there. I decided to take a chance on her since she seemed pretty enthralled with me even though I wasn’t with her. It turns out I was her first-ever customer and her first gringo. I’ll give her credit, she screwed my brains out and earned her money.

Cover: 5,000 Pesos
Price: 150,000 Pesos on-site
Open: Not sure
Location: Closest club to the mansion.
Rooms: They have “cabinas” next door in a parking garage. It’s actually very nice. You get a little love shack with a bed, TV, bathroom, and shower.

San Diego Grill
This was more up my alley. It’s not as nice as Fase Dos but the chicas were WAY more friendly AND better looking in my opinion. The second girl that came out to dance was “eye-phucking” me as my buddy put it big time. Tall, thin, chica with dark hair and an amazing body. When she finished dancing she came down and sat at the table next to me and she kept looking over at me and smiling so I called her over. After a little chat we headed back to room where I violated her every way possible. After we were finished she followed me back to the table and sat on my lap for the rest of the evening. At one point she went and got a pen so she could give me her number which is, I believe, a major no-no in the club. At any rate, as good as she was I didn’t call her because there are simply too many women here to being screwing the same one over and over. 2 days later around 1 PM I’m walking a girl out of the hotel that I just got done with and who’s sitting in the living room but the girl from San Diego. I thought she was there for someone else but no she’s here for me and wants to know why I haven’t called. I take her up to room and for the next 4 hours she does things to me that I never even thought of doing. Around 5 she leaves to go to work and after she’s gone I realize she didn’t even ask for any money. Did I mention I love Medellin?

Cover: None but I think you have to buy 2 drinks. I bought 2 waters and I think it was 4K.
Price: 130,000 Pesos on-site
Open: 6 PM to 4 AM
Location: San Diego section of Medellin
Address: Calle 37 No 45-15
Phone: 261 04 76
Rooms: Kind of dreary and not the cleanest but OK. Private bath/shower in the room.

International Club
This was the best club that I went to. If you’re brave enough to go there you will be the only gringos there. It’s a place that’s mainly frequented by locals. The second girl to dance the first night I was there was an absolute knockout blonde that give new meaning to the word flexible. She was by far the hottest girl in the place and luckily for me she was “eye-phucking” me the whole time she was dancing. After she was done dancing she quickly made her rounds for tips and she saved me for last. She parked herself if my lap and she whispered in my ear, “I want you now, let’s go.” I always believe in being kind to ladies so off we went upstairs to the rooms. Let me tell you this is my kind of place. It’s hot, nasty, dirty, and filled with sluts. When you get upstairs you have to pay a lady 11K for the room and then you pay the girl her fee at the same time. I gave Carolina 50K, the desk lady 11K and we went to the room. Carolina hopped up on the bed and “presented” herself to me. Here’s a little helpful tidbit of information. Colombian guys don’t eat pu*sy. Colombian women love a good tongue-lashing. Give them an orgasm with your tongue and you own them. She was screaming so loud when she came that the security guy came up to check on her. She damned near crushed my head with her tiny thighs. After I took care of her she took care of me and we both laid there for a bit drenched in sweat and other fluids. I had to leave right away because it was late and I had to work next day so I said goodbye to the guys I was with, grabbed a cab, and went home to pass out in bed from exhaustion. The next day I ran into one of the guys I was with and he said to me, “what the hell did you do to that chick last night? She wouldn’t quit yapping about you after you left. You must have really hit the sweet spot with her.” I thought the guy was just jerking my chain but a couple nights later I went back to the club and the minute I walked in the door here comes Carolina and she’s on my lap. I really wanted to try one of the other chicas but she kept saying to me, “I want you to do that to me again.” OK, this is just surreal, I have the hottest chica in the club sitting on my lap begging me to phuck her brains out and I’m looking around the room to see what else is available. Did I mention that I love Medellin? Finally, she says to me I’ll do you for free, I just want another orgasm like that or words to that affect. Sure enough, we go upstairs, I pay the lady the 11K and we go to the room. I start working her with my tongue and then I decided to try something different. Here’s where watching the occasional porn video pays off….I saw a video about how to make a girl squirt so I decided to try it since I knew I had a willing participant. It took about 15 minutes but when I hit paydirt the volcano erupted and I now own a paisa. I think I could ask her to do anything for me now and she would do it. Did I mention that I love Medellin?

Cover: None
Price: 11K for the room and the girl charges what she wants
Open: No idea
Location: Past Mango’s towards Itagui on the same highway Mango’s is on.
Rooms: Crappy, hot, and no shower. People walking by on the street get to listen in on what’s happening in your room.

Hotels

Medellin Mansion & El Castillo

I stayed at the Mansion in November and the El Castillo on this trip and both are wonderful places to stay. The staff is awesome and they will go out of their way to accommodate whatever you need. When I stayed at the Mansion there weren’t a lot of chicas around during the week. On this trip there were chicas hanging around just about every time I stopped by. The Mansion is a little “busier” and more of a party atmosphere than the El Castillo from my observations. The nice thing about staying at the El Castillo is that you are always welcome at the Mansion. I took 2 chicas from the Mansion this trip and both were gorgeous, awesome in the sack, and fun to hang out with. I paid both of them 150,000 pesos and both spent a couple hours with me. Both also gave BBBJ’s without me even asking for it. Both were very into kissing and seemed to be in no rush to leave. If you are into the non-pro scene the El Castillo is definitely the better choice. The locals aren’t onto the place yet so they won’t hesitate to go there with you. My non-pro girlfriend wouldn’t go near the Mansion but she had no problem coming to the El Castillo. Another nice amenity at the El Castillo is Olga the massage girl sunbathes there every morning. She gives the best massage I’ve ever had and she ain’t bad to look at either. (VERY happy endings available)

My other "Mansion girl" Eilena...

Summary

This was the best trip of my life bar none. I don’t know what it is about South American chicas but they are very attracted to me for some reason that I don’t quite understand. On my initial trip I spent most of my time without a wingman and I dismissed the way women stared at me as being because I was gringo. On this trip I hooked up with a guy from Texas and we went a lot of places and did a lot of things together. Everywhere we went he was constantly amazed by the women “eye-phucking” me as he so eloquently put it. At times it can actually be a bit uncomfortable for me like when a chica is with her Colombian husband/boyfriend and she won’t stop staring at me. I don’t want to sound like an egomaniac but I wanted to include this because I know some of the things that happen to me in Medellin sound hard to believe. Frankly, I have a hard time believing the stuff that happens to me in Medellin.

Great report again Computerguy, Even better with pics included. I do feel sure I would enjoy the local scene in Medellin. I am really not into the Mansion type scene and would want to expore the local scene.If you happen to be planning a trip late summer or early fall this year would be great to coordinate schedules.I am debating between Colombia and Equador or return to CR about then. rbc100

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I know we talked about Peru. I've just been worn down with these incredible reports coming out of Medellin. Not to mention the photos on Club Hombre(if you have a subscription, check out the photos from Cubanut)...it got to the point where I just can't even look at the pictures. Is there not one ugly chica in Medellin????

Check the reports too, and photos, of RadioMan. Incredible detail on BEAUTIFUL street chicas in Medellin(if you don't have a subscription, PM me and I'll give you my passwords).

So, my cuz and I are heading down to Medellin instead. I'll be there July 1 through July 21. Last trip to CR was barren, so many gorditas in the cheap joints.

Time for new frontiers.

Again, great shit ComputerGuy. You dog!

Awesome, CG... just awesome.

It was a shame about your slow start, but it sounds like an extra day would have killed you, so maybe it was all for the best.

Just to double check, it's about 2,000 to 1 on the exchange, right? So your
Bell Suite girl was $15, more or less?

If you need someone to carry your luggage, let me know.

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RBC, another big part of the scene in MDE is the street girls. There are some real stunners working for 20K or less plus the hotel. There are also a bunch of places I've yet to go to so I've barely scratched the surface there. I think there are a bunch of Bar Idem type of places as well. I'm going back May 25th to June 4th. I'll probably be going every other month after that.

Pauly, yep, there are some ugly girls there but not many. I took an afternoon and went to the town of Envigado just to check it out. It's a little suburb that has tons of shops, bars, etc. Just out of curiosity I decided to count the number of fat women. I saw 3 in 4 hours. I'm not joking. I saw 3 out of thousands of women. Colombia truly is an amazing place...

It's about 2200 to 1 so it's about $12.

As great as MDE was I'm still excited about going to Lima next month. The girls in Lima are still second to none in the GFE department. I love the banos turcos and the strip clubs are better in Lima as well.

Thanks.

You forgot to answer the part about the luggage.

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Sure, you can carry my bags in MDE if you let me carry yours in Lima.

I'll carry your golf clubs if the other guy's got your luggage. I just wanna check out the gorgeous street chicas for $9. I was reading RadioMan's report and missed TWO buses on Western Ave/Chicago.

You wouldn't be going down during July would you? I'm gonna be down there July 1 through July 21. Booked the $500 buck Copa fare today. 6 weeks in San Jose, 3 weeks in Medellin, last 3 weeks in CR. Talk about anti-climax! There are 4 gorditas in EVERY low budget CR joint. There are about 20 street chicas TOTAL in the city, of which about 3 are doable.

Then there's the Rey, where cien is called upon for short time work and the chicas get older and older.

Don't get me wrong, Costa Rica is my second home. I love it there and go every year.

I just can't wait to get to Medellin.

If you're there in July, let's hook up. I'll buy ya a round or two....