Iniciado por RT Gooch

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU HAVE $6 BURNING A HOLE IN YOUR POCKET?

FRIDAY, APRIL 28, 2006
RT Gooch learns the value of a dollar. Okay, the value of $12.

Las Cucardas
Av. Ricardo Treneman #875
(Corner of block 9 between Av. Colonial and Av. Argentina)
330-0370 423-7202 431-6891
12° 02.741' S, 77° 03.282' W



I have absolutely no idea where this place is, but 90% of the cab drivers in Lima know it, and you have an exact address, so it shouldn’t be that hard to get to. The taxi fare should run anywhere from 10-15 Soles ($3-$4.50) from Miraflores. There’s a lot of security out front, and plenty of traffic, so you will not have a problem getting a cab when you want to leave.

They’re open from either 9 or 10 in the morning, until at least 2:00 AM. The admission when we showed up was 20 Soles ($6). For your $6, you got a receipt and a little yellow piece of paper, along with a good frisking to relieve you of your weapons, cameras and GPS devices. They were nice enough to check my articles, give me a claim ticket, and return them when I left. No English was spoken here, but it really didn’t seem to be an issue. If you had the money to get in, they were happy to see you.

OK, how do I explain this? Well, think of your standard strip joint back home in the USA. You’ve got your big room with a bar and a stage and a pole. There’s a (hopefully, pretty) girl stripping on the stage. The other girls are walking around, either trying to get you to buy them a drink or sell you a lap dance. Pretty standard, right?

Well, not here. You’ve got your stage, your bar and your pretty girl taking her clothes off. But there are no other girls walking the around. The rest of the girls are lined up in two hallways, standing in front of small rooms with nothing more than a bed, a mirror, and a small bathroom. These are the strippers – as a bunch, fairly attractive. Not drop dead gorgeous, mind you, but of a quality that allows them to take their clothes off in front of a crowd. There were probably 40 of ’em when we were there.

You and your friends walk up and down the halls, looking at the girls. Some are slightly aggressive, either giving you a look or grabbing your arm playfully. Others are a little more reticent, and a few are just standing and talking to their girlfriends. But they’re all there, and they’re all ready, and they all go for the price of 40 Soles ($12) for the half hour. Yes, for the price of a half of a lap dance in the USA, one of these strippers is yours in the cama for a half hour. You need to walk down the halls a couple of times, at least. Doors that were closed are now open, and have a girl in front, ready to go.

I narrowed down my selections until I selected Sara. Sara is 19 years old, with long, straight, dark hair with streaks throughout. I wait until she is done talking to her friend, and invite myself in. She asks me for 40 Soles and the little yellow piece of paper that they gave me when we paid the admission.

That all out of the way, we get down to business. Sara strips, tells me to get naked, puts a condom on, and asks me what I want to do. Sara has just the smoothest skin, and a fine set of tits – not too big, not too small. Just right. She started with a short blow job, and then we went on in three or four positions. At about the 20 minute mark or so, she told me that I needed to hurry up, because time was running out. I went on a little bit more, and decided that I had held out that long, I could save myself for another girl, either here or somewhere later that night. Despite not busting a nut, I had a great time going at it with a fairly hot 19-year-old, and all for $12. I did some research afterwards, and it seemed that I picked well. She has been well-reviewed here on [Solo usuarios registrados pueden ver este link ].

My friends were happy that I succeeded (trust me, it’s not that difficult). When I told them that I didn’t, er, finish, they offered me their little yellow pieces of paper in case I wanted to go with a different girl. It seems that the piece of paper represents the house’s cut inn the transaction. The first one is included with the admission, but you would have to buy additional little yellow pieces of paper for any further girls. I didn’t remember to ask, but I am guessing that they couldn’t cost more than 10 Soles ($3) each.

The night was young, I said, so I was going to pass on anther girl there and then. This place is incredible, and I will return on future trips.

We gathered our things from security and went outside. Directly to the right of the club was a blue building with a guard in front of a door. When I asked what that was, they told me it was another brothel called La Nene Sex House.

La Nene Sex House
Av. Ricardo Treneman
To the right of La Cucardas
(Corner of block 9 between Av. Colonial and Av. Argentina)
12° 02.746' S, 77° 03.293' W


The entrance fee at La Nene is 5 Soles ($1.50). No receipts; no little yellow pieces of paper. No music or dance floor, either. Just two large rooms with doorways with girls standing in front of them, hoping to invite you in.

The chica quality was lower than next door, but there were still one or two girls that were passable. At the time, I assumed that the price for service was equal to La Cucardas, but looking back, I’m thinking that the price probably was 30 Soles ($9) or – gulp! – less.

I think this all just goes to show how overwhelmed I was by the entire situation. I didn’t even think to ask one of the girls about price.

I felt safe here, but compared to its neighbor, this isn’t a place that I would make as one of my top options. However, if you’re already in the neighborhood, I would recommend investing the $1.50 to investigate. You never know where you will find a diamond in the rough.

It was now about 9:00 PM – way too early to hit any of the other local spots, so we headed to Lima Centro and grabbed a bite at a Norky’s restaurant. All four of us had quarter rotisserie chickens with fries and a soda. It wasn’t the most exciting dining experience, but the chicken was good, and the whole thing (for the four of us) came to a whopping $12.50. More importantly, I got to spend some time getting to know my new friends in an environment where I could pay attention (away from naked girls). They showed remarkable patience with my horrible Spanish, and for that, I am grateful.

We finished eating at about 10. I had expressed an interest in checking out some of the clubs in Lima Centro – I assumed that they were lower-cost versions of the upscale clubs elsewhere in the city. They told me that wasn’t the case, but we would check them out anyway. Our first stop was La Gruta Azul.

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