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Lion's Spa
Av. Arenales 2024
Lince - 471-5559 / 471-5565
Open 24 hours.
RT here. I don’t know why I haven’t written about Lions Spa before – it’s kind of ideal…
I was the third customer of the day, according to the sign-in log. After changing into my towel, I headed for the steam room. Once I sat down, there’s a vision of beauty, wearing next to no clothes and smiling at me through the window. I smile back and we wave at each other. Having accomplished her mission of letting me know there was a hot chick with my name on her, she disappeared.
After steaming for a while, I went into the dry hot room (I’m sure that there’s a better name for it than that) for a while. Both rooms were adequately heated and in working order. After a quick shower, I headed to the lounge area, draped myself in towels, ordered a lemonade, and leaned back to relax.
The vision walks by (I forget her name) tweaks my nipple, and starts a conversation. This girl was the whole package – young, slim, pretty face, great tits, and a major league butt. When I could finally piece together a few coherent words, she asked me if I was ready to go with her for a massage. It turns out that they rotate one girl early, and the rest start to show up around 3:00pm or so.
I told her (truthfully) that I would NEVER be ready to go with her, and besides, I was saving myself for a date a few hours later. We talked a little more and she confirmed that there was no house fee, and tips for ‘addicionales’ ran up to 150 soles for full service, which I thought was very reasonable for an hour or so with a girl with looks of her quality. She finally gave up and wandered off in search of hotter prospects.
I must have dozed off, because the next thing I knew, it was 4:00, and there were a half-dozen girls walking around, all hardly dressed. They were attractive, but not in the same ballpark as the first girl. Another one approached me and gave me a very hard sell, but it did her no good. As I said, they make no bones about this being a whorehouse, and you get an excellent opportunity to interview (and check out in excellent lighting) your girl before making a (reasonably-priced) purchase. The second girl also mentioned a private sauna/massage/jacuzzi deal where you fork over 300 soles for god knows what. I passed on that offer, too.
When I paid on the way out, the sign-in sheet was up to number 15, so I guess business picks up in the late afternoon and goes on from there. There were no surprises on my bill, and they accept credit cards (but maybe not for the girls’ tips).
As far as I can tell, they’re open pretty late at night, but I have no idea what their staffing is that late. The vision of beauty told me that she works until 10:00 pm. There’s also some sort of ‘show’ on Friday and Saturday nights, but I didn’t get the lowdown on that, either.
I have used the spa facilities at Lyons many times, and have even gotten a therapeutic massage there, but have not enjoyed the company of the ‘sensual’ masajistas. I plan to rectify that situation on my next trip.
Av. Arenales 2024
Lince - 471-5559 / 471-5565
Open 24 hours.
RT here. I don’t know why I haven’t written about Lions Spa before – it’s kind of ideal…
- It’s easy to locate
- Not all that expensive
- The spa facilities meet the basic requirements
- There’s a bar there
- If you ask the towel boy nicely, they have bigger towels for the portly among us
- They make no pretense of being anything but a glorified whorehouse
I was the third customer of the day, according to the sign-in log. After changing into my towel, I headed for the steam room. Once I sat down, there’s a vision of beauty, wearing next to no clothes and smiling at me through the window. I smile back and we wave at each other. Having accomplished her mission of letting me know there was a hot chick with my name on her, she disappeared.
After steaming for a while, I went into the dry hot room (I’m sure that there’s a better name for it than that) for a while. Both rooms were adequately heated and in working order. After a quick shower, I headed to the lounge area, draped myself in towels, ordered a lemonade, and leaned back to relax.
The vision walks by (I forget her name) tweaks my nipple, and starts a conversation. This girl was the whole package – young, slim, pretty face, great tits, and a major league butt. When I could finally piece together a few coherent words, she asked me if I was ready to go with her for a massage. It turns out that they rotate one girl early, and the rest start to show up around 3:00pm or so.
I told her (truthfully) that I would NEVER be ready to go with her, and besides, I was saving myself for a date a few hours later. We talked a little more and she confirmed that there was no house fee, and tips for ‘addicionales’ ran up to 150 soles for full service, which I thought was very reasonable for an hour or so with a girl with looks of her quality. She finally gave up and wandered off in search of hotter prospects.
I must have dozed off, because the next thing I knew, it was 4:00, and there were a half-dozen girls walking around, all hardly dressed. They were attractive, but not in the same ballpark as the first girl. Another one approached me and gave me a very hard sell, but it did her no good. As I said, they make no bones about this being a whorehouse, and you get an excellent opportunity to interview (and check out in excellent lighting) your girl before making a (reasonably-priced) purchase. The second girl also mentioned a private sauna/massage/jacuzzi deal where you fork over 300 soles for god knows what. I passed on that offer, too.
When I paid on the way out, the sign-in sheet was up to number 15, so I guess business picks up in the late afternoon and goes on from there. There were no surprises on my bill, and they accept credit cards (but maybe not for the girls’ tips).
As far as I can tell, they’re open pretty late at night, but I have no idea what their staffing is that late. The vision of beauty told me that she works until 10:00 pm. There’s also some sort of ‘show’ on Friday and Saturday nights, but I didn’t get the lowdown on that, either.
I have used the spa facilities at Lyons many times, and have even gotten a therapeutic massage there, but have not enjoyed the company of the ‘sensual’ masajistas. I plan to rectify that situation on my next trip.