The Cat's Guide To Lima

[thecatsmeow]

Dear Moderators:

It's been a while since the Cat posted his last 10+ pictures, but their approval is still pending.

It is clear to me that you have been overwhelmed by the vast quantity of material posted by him, so I volunteer (if the Site Admins approve) to give a hand at reviewing these pics prior to their approval.


Regards,


Gunslinger

Gunslinger,

I did not realize this was a problem because when I click on them, they appear.

The Cat

 

[thecatsmeow]

People who know such things tell me that the TEQUILA ROCKS located in Miraflores has reopened for business. Normal service has been well and truly resumed.

The Cat

 

[thecatsmeow]

All,

Attached is a useful little map that helps you get oriented with the municipalities in the city of Lima and the surrounding areas. Once again, most Western visitors to Lima stay in Miraflores. San Isidro and Barranco are also considered safe/visitor-friendly.

 

[RT Gooch]

Dear Moderators:

It's been a while since the Cat posted his last 10+ pictures, but their approval is still pending.

It is clear to me that you have been overwhelmed by the vast quantity of material posted by him, so I volunteer (if the Site Admins approve) to give a hand at reviewing these pics prior to their approval.


Regards,


Gunslinger

They're released now. My bad.

RT

 

[RT Gooch]

I would like someone to take it further than me to see where it leads. I just did not have the time to invest otherwise I would have gone along with the scheme out of sheer curiosity.

RT here. That's the fun of all this -- we can just go along, sometimes seemingly stupidly, just for the fun of it!

That's half the fun of traveling. I can always get laid later.

 

[gunslinger]

I'm glad I could help.

Gunslinger

They're released now. My bad.

RT

 

[gunslinger]

Fellow mongers:

I am sorry to report that these parties no longer happen, since Sly One has left Lima.

Sly, if you are reading these lines, and have no objections at it, I'd be glad to contact your girlfriends and put together a tribute party, while we wait for your return . If you agree with the idea, please PM me their contact info.

Thanks,


Gunslinger

There is an ex-pat in Lima who organizes swinger parties/orgies most Saturday evenings. His nickname is Sly One and he lives in Miraflores, close to the JW Marriott.

The deal is that anywhere between 7-10 local chicas, and a similar number of guys, are invited to the party. Swinger couples are also invited. Sly One pays the single chicas to attend on the understanding that they are there to please. In a subsequent post, I will submit photos of some of the girls that were in attendance at one of the recent parties.

In order to cover his expenses, Sly One charges an entrance fee. The fee for gringos visiting Lima is USD 80. This may sound high but it is quite reasonable for several reasons. Firstly, USD 80 is around 235 soles which is about what you can expect to pay a decent escort in Lima for an hour of her time. Secondly, it includes drinks. Finally, and most importantly, the parties last about 3-4 hours during which time you can fuck as many of the girls as you like.

I attended a party that Sly One organized while I was in Lima and had a blast.

If you are in Lima, or are planning to travel to Lima and are interested in attending one of Sly One's parties, please send a PM to Sly One directly (on perutops) for contact information. Lima can be intimidating to first time visitors and these parties are an excellent point of reference. They are also a great way to meet and make contact with the locals as most of the girls are available for extra curricular activities outside of the parties.

The Cat

 

[Socotroco]

Dammit! I had to find this thread when the damn parties where closed. gunslinger if you do a tribute to Sly I'm so fucking there.
To Cat: I'm intrigued by your ideas and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. In other words, damn it pays to be a gringo in Lima. I'm a local boy without much mongering experience (at all really) and I find your posts absurdly informative. I'm sure to follow a lot of what you're saying.

 

[TinTin]

.....an interesting Lima outcall service that I came across. The service is called Gatitas Apasionadas and is run by a lady by the name of Karla. Gatitas Apasionadas is run as a Yahoo Group which you have to sign up for. I do not remember how to do this but you can e-mail Karla on GATITAS-APASIONADAS@HOTMAIL.COM for instructions. .....

Cat - do you know if this group is live. Cannot find them on Yahoo Groups and no reply from hotmail.

TinTin

 

[thecatsmeow]

Cat - do you know if this group is live. Cannot find them on Yahoo Groups and no reply from hotmail.

TinTin

TinTin,

As far as I know, Gatitas Apasionadas is still alive and kicking. It is run by a lady by the name of Karla and you can sign up for it here: Yahoo! Grupos. You can also e-mail Karla on GATITAS-APASIONADAS@HOTMAIL.COM for information.

The Cat

 

[thecatsmeow]

Dammit! I had to find this thread when the damn parties where closed. gunslinger if you do a tribute to Sly I'm so fucking there.
To Cat: I'm intrigued by your ideas and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. In other words, damn it pays to be a gringo in Lima. I'm a local boy without much mongering experience (at all really) and I find your posts absurdly informative. I'm sure to follow a lot of what you're saying.

Socotroco,

If I manage to inspire just one person to try something new and get extra puntang as a result, then it has been worth the effort. Thanks for your kind words and thank you for posting; things had gone real quiet for a while back there.

The Cat

 

[thecatsmeow]

Sadith is another young lady I met online about a year ago. I decided to call her on the spur-of-the-moment when I arrived in Lima and spent the better part of a day with her. Sadith is 20 years old, lives at home and is a real sweetheart. She works and studies. She requested that I NOT share contact details so please no requests for information.

I will not provide specific details regarding our time together other than stating that Sadith is a very accommodating girl; the Spanish word "complaciente" comes to mind and is, in fact, a perfect description. Enjoy the photos from our time together. Her face has been masked to protect the innocent.

The Cat

1-3: Street clothes.
4-5: Showing off her legs which are by far her greatest asset and the reason she made it into my bedroom.

 

[thecatsmeow]

6-9: More of those fabulous pins.
10: Getting ready to bear her breasts.

 

[thecatsmeow]

11: Baring her breasts.
12-15: The money shot, or in this case shots.

 

[thecatsmeow]

16-17: A couple more for the record.
18-20: Preparing herself to ingest cat meat and cat milk.

 

[thecatsmeow]

Dammit! I had to find this thread when the damn parties where closed. gunslinger if you do a tribute to Sly I'm so fucking there.
To Cat: I'm intrigued by your ideas and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. In other words, damn it pays to be a gringo in Lima. I'm a local boy without much mongering experience (at all really) and I find your posts absurdly informative. I'm sure to follow a lot of what you're saying.

Socotroco,

I have good news for you. The word on the street is that Sly One is on his way back to Lima and that he will re-launch his notorious sex parties sometime in late August. Stay tuned and I will provide updates as more information become available.

For Lima Newbies: Sly One's sex parties are a great reference point and not to be missed.

The Cat

 

[Sly One]

Just to put rumor at rest ...
Yes, I will be returning to Lima end July to live..
Give me a month to find a suitable apartment and the parties will begin.

I Look forward to seeing you all again.
Sly

 

[thecatsmeow]

Just to put rumor at rest ...
Yes, I will be returning to Lima end July to live..
Give me a month to find a suitable apartment and the parties will begin.

I Look forward to seeing you all again.
Sly

All,

I have it on very good authority that Sly One has returned to Lima. Good times are sure to follow...stay tuned.

The Cat

 

[gunslinger]

Welcome back, Sly.

Looks like there's no need to put together a tribute party (as I intended), since you are pretty much alive. Diablito

I'm sure this new begining will be full of pleasant surprises.

See you around.


Gunslinger

Just to put rumor at rest ...
Yes, I will be returning to Lima end July to live..
Give me a month to find a suitable apartment and the parties will begin.

I Look forward to seeing you all again.
Sly

 

[wozoomer]

Just to put rumor at rest ...
Yes, I will be returning to Lima end July to live..
Give me a month to find a suitable apartment and the parties will begin.

I Look forward to seeing you all again.
Sly

Just returned for a few weeks to Lima: sun is shining in winter ... and now this message !

:dance:
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(Unfortunately my forum newbie status does not allow "agradecer"; anyway: Thanks!)